Cotton Eggs

crazyoveromi:

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I need you to illustrate 360 jokes for my book.”

Me: “Ok, what’s your budget?”

Client: “I don’t have much, I can pay X”

Me: “That works out to be less then minimum wage for me per illustration.”

Client:” But thats ok, you probably do this stuff for fun anyway right? Artists just sit around drawing for hours working this stuff out for kicks, I know.”

Me: “Sir, I do this for a living [click]”

Reblogged 1 year ago from crazyoveromi (Originally from clientsfromhell)
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    What a close-minded twit.
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    mr. client, you know nothing. fuuuuuuuuu~
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  21. zxad reblogged this from abakkus and added:
    Definitely “But that’s ok, you probably do this stuff for fun anyway right?” sounds like something Terry would say